It was announced today that Jenna Bush is getting married--to some stooge who worked at the White House, under Karl Rove. For those of you who don't know, Jenna Bush, aged 25, is fantastically wealthy, a Longhorns fanatic, and has a drinking problem. So this kind of got me thinking: she's right up my alley, right? And as you can see here, she's a real looker, at least in a Texas way, and apparently she's pretty uninhibited. There's just one catch: her father's even more pathological and criminal that Lindsday Lohan's. Plus, my boss says that Jenna's cut of the family money wouldn't even be that much--maybe something like 200M, and you'd have to pay me so much more than that to marry a Republican.
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