Monday, June 4, 2007

Vodka Turns LL Into Sado-Masochistic Cutter!


Sigh. This is getting too easy, LL. But, you heard it here first: LL is a cutter and a sado-masochist. No longer just a lesbian, DUI-getting coke-whore, LL is now a blade fetishist with a zeal for the sheen of metal that outdoes even your samarai sword-collecting uncle. Yawn. This is getting so fucking boring, LL, and Georgia Rule wasn't even good enough to justify ignoring these bullshit stunts. Call me when you get out of rehab, and we'll do a bunch of blow and cut the shit of out each other.

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