Finally Michael Lohan Says Something I Can Agree With

While being interviewed about his role as Joseph in some New York live nativity scene, Michael Lohan made one remark of timeless wisdom that will live on in the hearts of LL fanatics for ages: "Jesus can't compare to Lindsay." Amen.

Today's LL Too Gay To Function Story Brought To You By Page Six

Today the New York Post's Page Six ran a story claiming that Lindsay Lohan has been strutting around LA hand in hand with her new lover/cohabitor Courtenay Semel, daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel. Supposedly the happy couple have been living together for about a month, so idk if this is the "friend" at whose abode LL has been hiding since she left rehab or what.

LL Dating Sober Man, Roughly Her Age

I'm not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed about this, but Lindsay Lohan is now dating some "Malibu designer" who claims to be only 24--and sober. His name is Spencer Guilbert. A wikipedia search turned up nothing.

Lohan Trades Interview For Hanna Montana Tickets

So I guess Lindsay called in to some Las Vegas AM talk radio show in order to score Hanna Montana tickets for the children of some friends of hers. During the brief interview that ensued, LL said her favorite fast food is McDonald's (good choice!) and she's currently in the studio working on her new album, which will be more "urban pop" than the last one (huh). She also said that her favorite TV guilty pleasure is "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila"--apparently a really weird twist on the reality dating show genre that stars the erstwhile host of "Pants Off Dance Off."

Scotsman.com Adds New "Alcohol" Tab

Scotsman.com, the web presence of a leading news source in Scotland has added a new topical link to its sidebar. Yep, "Alcohol" will now be displayed as a link next to the other important issues for Scots--perhaps very appropriately situated between "Scottish Independence" and "Terrorism."

Guess Who's Single!

Boo-yah! Lindsay Lohan is back on the market after dumping professional loser Riley Giles. If you've been reading the tabloids, you know that Riley wasn't on his best behavior over the Thanksgiving holiday he spent with the Lohan clan in NYC. Guess Lindsay needs to find a guy she can bring home to mom. Aw...(*sniffle*)...she's growing up.