Today's LL Too Gay To Function Story Brought To You By Page Six

Today the New York Post's Page Six ran a story claiming that Lindsay Lohan has been strutting around LA hand in hand with her new lover/cohabitor Courtenay Semel, daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel. Supposedly the happy couple have been living together for about a month, so idk if this is the "friend" at whose abode LL has been hiding since she left rehab or what.