Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Maxim Declares LL Hottest Woman In World For 21 Years Running


Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the girl who everyone in the entire effing world can't stop talking about and taking pictures of and making those pictures the wallpaper on their computers and obsessing over each and every one of her supposedly "bad" penchants and habits even though absolutely none of her behavior is any different from everyone else in LA and pretending that her movies aren't always totally the shit and that it's all just an ironic in-joke and that they could eventually learn to live without her even though they think about her first thing in the morning when they get up and their lives would be reduced to abject and nihilistic despair if they couldn't sit rapt through repeated showings of Just My Luck and spend hours every day at work google-ing "Lindsay strapless oops"? I'll give you one guess.

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