Saturday, July 7, 2007

Puppy Love Criminalized in TX


Although our culture has a limitless tolerance for all things manipulative or sadistic, one thing we simply will not abide is the sincere expression of human feeling. In a recent development in our collective rejection of all things non-ugly and non-hateful, a Houston sixth grader was charged with a felony and moved to a remedial school because she wrote "I love Alex" on the wall with a baby blue Sharpie. Remember, girls, youth is the time for you to do anything you want--see the world, drop out of B-school, fuck strangers to impress your girlfriends, and make sure to surround yourself with people you revile--but if you ever, ever, love anyone, know that the punishment will be severe.

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